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Name: Jes the Savior Birthday: 10/2/1990
Expertise: Pissing people off and making them see the light, all with the most bizarre charm and impetuousity. Occupation: Other
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Member Since:
4/29/2005
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| Haven't written in this thing for a looooooooooooong time...
ah!
halloween party was today- and i am one hell of a proud, pseudo-androgynously-bodied, , can't- dance-with-a-bike-chain-on, had-my-fly-open-for-a- whole-hour, extremely narcissistic (as a man),sid vicious fetishist freak who had to drink tea madly (and excessively), which made me have that "wasted" look, and had to give up wearing mascara for a week, out of pure laziness....i stole a cupcake, by the way "(actually, ididn't steal it within the realm of linguistic absurdities of the cheshire cat)
yes- i'm proud.
note: if anyone has pictures, please send them to me- not via e-mail, but post them here- if that indeed works. if it doesn't, then just wait until i publish my grand, utterly megalomaniac masterpiece...hehe
also: I Really need a few people for my coffehouse performance- singing a drinking song (its from "oliver!") alone is just...no.
so anyone who would accompany me as urchins, drunks, cockneys, pickpocketeers, "criminals", bohemians, and others of that virtuous lot, please tell me. i really need people!!!!!!
i'll put up a poster in school- if i can get the point across without being so...moi.
actually, it's more like using the high-falutin words- wotever!!!!!!!!!!!!!just spread the words, my fellow droogs!
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| Situation today:
It was Gaby's birthday, and her being my Birthday Buddy, I told my mother to bake her a cake (our wonderful secret recipe). My mother yesterday: working hard on the cake, producing perhaps one of the best she's ever baked.
I leave the cake this morning in the kitchen where Birthday Buddy stuff is supposed to be...
Don't share lunch w/ Gaby today, so I tell her to wait for me when class ends so I can hand it to her. See her after ahe's been in Liturgical Choir, and we go down to the kitchen.
The cake is not where it was.
Frantic, we search everywhere. We guess the people might've thought it was for the JLC bake sale, but keep searching
Then we try the teachers' cafeteria-room place...wotever it's called.
Once we open the door and sneak in- Aha! Ze cake!!!!!!!!
left-overs of the cake., that is!
I hope they are left-overs from the Bake Sale, as the vice-principal later told us. It would be charity, at least.
Anyhow, I'm going to ask all those teachers if they ate a piece of that luscious, scrumptious, heavenly masterpiece which took hours near a heated oven to bake, and which was NOT THEIRS TO EAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!. I could just see the Triumvirate....
Such is life, Jessica.
God, I'm so mean.hehe.
P.S.: If anyone bought a piece of it at the Bake Sale, I'm not mad at you. In fact, I'm not mad at anyone. I find the whole thing hilarious ....
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French class rocked today! Evelyn is our saviour.
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| Footy game today:
ha! Our team really won in my heart...my passionate, delusional, violent hooligan heart.
Note: I truly hate shin guards. I swear, those things feel unnatural. I don't see why I bother wearing 'em. They're a bit bourgeoise, really. Well, no, not quite. I just don't feel "pain"...I still use them- they feel peculiarly "warrior-like".... I'm rambling- though I guess it's because I'm used to playing footy barefoot on concrete without shin guards and with my wild locks hanging on my face. It's always been like zat, darlings. and I'm not trying to be all poetic here! I'm being literal. There isn't a patch of grass around here!...No, actually there's lotsa grass in the park....zat's ze problem.
Well anyway, my friends, off to lay me head gently on me bed!
'Zounds! my back hurts from carrying so much stuff.
I can't wait to do the Art Club assignment-ha!hahahahahaha!...self-portrait, or so I heard....ha!hahahahahaha!
this is a really good book. (see above) | | |
| Bring on the.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oktober!
C'MON, THEY HAD GOETHE und beethoven- JUSTIFIES ALL.
i love polka dots for too many reasons.... | | |
| ALLELUIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in ap hist'ry now!!!!!! joy, mother of all ecstasy!!!!!
Grand mistake i did last year in not wanting it.
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well, anyway, i feel that i need to do this:
as everyone was leaving latin today, our teacher said that we could use the sheet she gave us wiv the conjugations, but we have to correct them- the verbs are missing long marks in the last page. check yer textbooks, PEOPLES.
SPREAD THE WORD, BRETHREN.
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HALLOWEEN PARTY: HAVE TO BE SID VICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF NOT POSSIBLE, THEN JOAN JETT.
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A BIEN TOT, MES AMIS!
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